Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Top 10 worst places to use a public bathroom

I cannot speak for women, but recently I have had to use the bathroom in some pretty nasty places. Here is my new list:

10. Foreign country bathrooms

9. Woods

8. Malls

7. Fast food resteraunts

6. Any Mexican resteraunt.

5. Airplanes / Busses

4. School Bathrooms (high/middle schools)

3. Movie Theater bathrooms

2. Any Port-a-potty

1. Gas stations

14 comments:

Jamey said...

Finding a public bathroom in a foreign country was a trick in itself; so I welcomed one no matter how nasty!

Anonymous said...

anywhere the toilet is low-flow and there isn't a plunger in sight. ;-)

Greg said...

kenny, off topic - but is Florida going to get in the tournament?

I've not paid much attention to their "tournament resume" but personally I'd like to see them in.

I thought they'd drop off some this year after so many players lost, but I am surprised they're supposedly "on the bubble" (and usually among the "last four out" on the projections I've seen). Hopefully they'll have a good SEC tournament and slide in.

Kenny Simpson said...

Greg: Must win at least 2 probably 3 games to get in. Losing to Kentucky and Tennessee hurt. Winning either of those probably would've got them in.

J. Canterbury said...

Any gas station bathroom which does not have an hourly check-up sheet on the door.

Yikes!

Jamin said...

Are you kidding I love going to the bathroom in the woods. Roll a rock next to a tree, dig a hole in between and sit and enjoy God's nature. Nothing better, I think I'm heading outside right now.

Ashley @ pure and lovely said...

yeah i married that. anything not completelt sterilized at least every other day. yeah i have major issues

Stacy said...

When we went backpacking in Colorado we had to dig holes deep enought to bury our business and the TP. this one guy kept going to the same spot. We asked him if it stunk there yet and he said "Na, man I found a rabbit hole. When it gets full I just use a stick to shove it down in further."....

Top of my list would be Port-o-Potties at Prattville Stadium during a playoff game when it is so cold it's like trying to get a turtle to come out of its shell.

This is Jon...forgot to log Stacy off

Kat Simpson said...

third world countries definitely number one - Europe number two. . .

MamaKat

Sunny said...

Jon that is so gross!!!

I would have to add the bathrooms at the public pools and the public parks. Abby Kate had to go "potty" the other day when we were at the park and we almost had to get a boat just to make it to the actual door.

Jason said...

Mexico would be my #1.

Jason said...

...or my #2, if you know what I mean.

JSM said...

WAIT a second... since I'm Canadian and technically America is a foreign country to me, I would have to disagree with #10. I've been in more suitable places in Honduras that would put New Orleans porta-potties to shame!

Lerra said...

As a female, I agree with this list! I would also add Lin Imports on the Southern Boulevard. Not that anyone reading this would even venture over there, but I did have a bad experience there. I blogged about it awhile back.