Thought this was funny.
Signs Your Presidential Candidate is Under-Qualified
10. Promises to improve foreign relations with Hawaii.
9. Runs a series of attack ads against Martin Sheen's character on "The West Wing."
8. His #1 choice to work on his cabinet is "That Bob Vila guy."
7. Outstanding record as Governor of Rhode Island nullified by the fact that no one really cares.
6. Got his degree in Political Economics by bribing Sally Struthers with a chocolate donut.
5. Anybody mentions Washington, he asks, "The state or the DC thingie?"
4. At the debates, answers every question with a snarled, "You wanna wrestle?!?"
3. Vows to put an end to the war in Pokemon and free the Pikachu refugees once and for all.
2. Says the Pledge of Allegiance as quickly as possible, then shouts, "I win!"
...and the Number 1 Sign Your Presidential Candidate Is Under-Qualified...
1. On the very first question of the debate, he says, "Regis, I want to use a LIFELINE."
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Pretty funny!
11. Started campaigning less than 6 years before the election.
HAHAHA...#2 is my favorite!
I did not want to leave this comment after the post about the Creel family. On your new header (very slick) is that a reversed slide or are you wearing the Mustang Football shirt inside-out?
Reversed slide.
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