Some books I'd like to see written for the holiday season. They would make great gifts.
Better Speech Writing: By George W Bush
Civil Rights: By Michael Richards
The Holocaust (why it didn't really happen): By Mel Gibson
How to be a clutch player: By Scott Norwood
How to add muscle: By Barry Bonds, Mark McGuire, Shawn Merriman, etc...
Why people like me: By Terrell Owens
How to win an election with no platform other than I hate George Bush: The Democrats
Let me know if you see any on the shelves in the upcoming year.
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How about:
How To Destroy Your Career by Tom Cruise
Seriously...I Didn't Do It by OJ Simpson
The Myth of Post-Pardum Depression by Tom Cruise
I could go on and on...
The art of the punchline by John Forbes Kerry
Anger management by Robert Montgomery Knight
Enunciation by John Michael "Ozzy" Osbourne
Why Can't We All Just Get Along by Fred Phelps
You guys are way better at this. We need to compile a list. Keep 'em coming.
How to gain support from the military: By John Kerry
Can I Have a Hug? by Bob Knight
Why We Hate the SEC by the BCS Committee
Less is Less by the NCAA Rules Committee responsible for these crazy clock rules in football
Substance in music: By Justin Timberlake.
How to block 7 footers: By Nate Robinson
How to speak great english: By the MLB allstars
How to be a single mother - by Britney Spears
How to kill someone and get elected to the Senate - Ted Kennedy
Why it is okay to be a gay and smoke marijuana and curse like a sailor - GKB, Mundie
How to punch a cop, play the race card and get off the hook - Cynthia McKinney.
Stop, or we'll shoot!!! I mean we'll shoot anyways!!! - NYC Cops
Why replacing Drew Bledsoe is a great career move: Tony Romo and Tom Brady
How to be clutch II: Peyton Manning
Jealousy: The Manning brother not named Peyton or Eli
Why people trust me with their children: Michael Jackson
The art of kindness: Hillary Clinton
How I bought NBC: Notre Dame Football Team
Why the office secretary annoys the crap out of me - Me
"But Jon, didn't you watch Survivor last night," said the office secretary.
Actually, Terrell Owens already has his book out. "Little T comes out to Play" is about getting along with others. I am not making this up.
I thought it was 'Little T learns to Share' which is equally hilarious. MamaKat
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