Found this while looking for ideas about top ten's and thought I'd share it. Those of you who know me well know that I am a republican to the core (those on Jason's blog know it almost too well). This list is obviously sarcastic, I do not mean to offend any democrats, just ones who voted for Kerry in the last election (just kidding...well not really). I cannot take credit for the blog but did find it funny. Here you go.
Top Ten Reasons it's Cool to be A Republican
by: LittleOrangeFox
10. You control the weather (and can make hurricanes skip white people entirely.)
9. You can warm the entire globe single-handedly.
8. Your car is the reason the environment is bad. Go you!
7. You started all the wars yourself. Even the ones before you were born.
6. You get cool nicknames like NeoCon.
5. Dennis Miller likes you now.
4. Hillary doesn't.
3. All the elections get fixed in your favor.
2. You get to carry a gun.
And the number one reason it is cool to be a Republican
1. You can destroy entire buildings, make gigantic planes vanish into thin air along with the passengers and blame it on that guy in a turban - while at the same time really annoying Canadians who are on to you.
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I can see why you'd like this list. And yeah, anybody who's been in on our conversations would guess you're a Republican. Funny stuff, man.
What are you going to do when you run out of top ten lists? Wonder if that's possible?
He'll make a top ten list of his top ten lists.
Top Ten Lists RULE! You were right, son, adore this one. Oh, and another reason you should be proud to be a republican? We have the PRETTY women. I mean, who wants to look like Bella Azbug or whatever? yikes? While we get Ann Coulter! Love, ya Mama
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